It’s Saturday night.  You’re in the club.  You drunkenly decide that your services are needed on the dance floor.  Stay cool and follow these rules:

1.  You may not form a circle unless: 1) you can actually deliver; 2) you are the only minority present (in which case you are obligated to form a circle). 

You may think you’re this:

You’re probably just this:

2.  The “I’ll-just-grind-up-on-her-from-behind-without-warning” isn’t the best way to introduce yourself.  Be a gentleman, get to know her first.  Make sure she sees you eyeballing her creepily from the sidelines while you look angry and send text messages.  

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